I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
