why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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