Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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