did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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