I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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