just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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