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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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