Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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