But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Randomize
