My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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