New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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