My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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