ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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