Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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