I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
either way he was missing a nipple.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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