Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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