if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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