he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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