What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
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A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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