But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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