guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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