do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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