At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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