Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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