When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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