I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I licked your asshole in confidence.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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