So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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