Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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