Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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