I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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