We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
