I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
This baby is an asshole
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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