have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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