i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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