drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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