Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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