respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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