he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize