she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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