Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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