Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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