I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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