Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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