I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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