my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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