Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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