u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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