So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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