He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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