Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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