Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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