dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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