You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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