we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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