I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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